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Here's My Resumé

Finding a way to present myself on one page has always proven difficult. What should an employer know about me, how much is too much, and how technical can I be are all questions I have to ask myself. To overcome this obstacle I decided to create three different resumés for three different target audiences.

For the IT professional

For the Creative

For anyone else

Random True Facts

Sometimes employers want to really get to know someone. To learn about things that aren't on the resumé and find the true nature of the person. To satisfy this need I've created a short list of random facts about me. If you have any pressing questions, please feel free to contact me - Joe@ForNoReason.com

  • I hate Cake
  • Eating mashed potatoes is always a good time
  • I was once bitten by a Gibbons Ape
  • I can ride a unicycle
  • One time I got my pinky finger cut off while playing Ghostbusters
  • Grey is my favorite color
  • I was hit in the face with a putter
  • I used to drive a '60 Chevy
  • I floss
  • My imaginary friends name was EOJ
  • It took me longer than normal to become potty trained
  • I saw Fabio in real life, before he got hit in the face with a bird